Наив - Apple Pie And Honey Kvas

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Mommy baked an apple pie

C#m                    H

Sayin "Hush, my baby, don't you cry now"

E

Eva Braun is next to you,

C#m                      H

Welcome to the friggin' zoo!

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   I don't want your apple pie

   H

   I'll get heavy, I won't fly

   C#m

   If I eat too much of it

          A

   Uncle Sam will make me shit.

Daddy made a mug of kvas

Kremlin angels made all that jazz

CIA and KGB

Fast food service stuffed in me.

   I don't want your apple pie

   I'll get heavy, I won't fly

   If I eat too much of it

   Uncle Sam will make me shit.

      A

      Uncle Sam... Uncle Sam...

                      C

      Uncle Sam will make me shit...

I can't not dig what's that all about

Some people eat - they never doubt

Some people serve bad fish for the rest

But I know for sure they'll be under arrest.

   I don't want your pie or kvas

   Apple pie that mommy cooked

   Honey kvas that daddy brewed

   Now I know that I will puke.

      Now I know... Now I know for sure...

      Now I know that I will puke.

      I don't want, I don't need

      I don't want your apple pie

      I don't want, I don't need

      I don't want your honey kvas

Mommy baked an apple pie

Sayin "Hush, my baby, don't you cry now"

Eva Braun is next to you,

Welcome to the heavens zoo!

   I don't want your honey kvas

   I don't want your apple pie

   'Cause I know that I'll go gas

   'Cause I know that I will die.

      'Cause I know... I know for sure...

      'Cause I know that I will die.